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Marvelous May
Yeah, it’s me – I’m back and I’d like to ask you where in the hell the past few months went? I feel like just a few days ago I was fighting snow, ice and kicking off a new season of 24 and now here I am in May with Jack Bauer a mere few [...]
The Story Behind Sausage Fest
Everybody’s got “their things” right? Some people are into poetry, others are in to shooting deer and some people would prefer to sit around and scratch themselves all day. Whatever your thing is, we’re all unique in some way but I guess I am compelled to create a testament to my individuality from time to [...]
Baby’s First Christmas (Card)
I’m not what you’d call a “Christmas Card Guy.” You know, tight argyle sweater, faux snow scene with love from wifey-poo and my doggie? Nah… I never thought it would be proper for my family and friends to celebrate the holidays with a photo of me looking like a bratwurst with a bulldog. But now [...]
Schrementi.com NOW OPEN!
I would say NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS, but aaaa… there’s no BUSINESS and really, there’s not even a FOR. But in honor of this most non-momentous of momentous occasions, I offer a fittingly classic scene from one of my favorite movies, Caddyshack. And with that, “I christen the, Schrementi.com!” Stop back from time to time, [...]
My Grandparent’s Blog
In a world where the trend is being unique and where sharing your unique experiences is as easy as “click, click, click, submit” we all tend to forget that 90% of the time, we’re full of crap. While blog entries about gleaning a free ice cream cone from the local Dairy Queen may be impressive [...]